I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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