my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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