I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
