like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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