I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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