Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
We're too hungover to prance.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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