Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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