Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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