I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Never underestimate the power of titties
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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