I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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