shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm like, not good at living.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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