I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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