My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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