I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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