How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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