every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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