we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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