I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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