She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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