So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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