it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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