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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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