garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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