Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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