On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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