it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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