I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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