you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No subtext here. People are naked.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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