HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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