Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I wish i was in the wii world.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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