my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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