Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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