She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
MIDGETS
????
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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