At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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