we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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