i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i just had sex bonerless
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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