So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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