Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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