So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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