I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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