How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Someone came in the potted fern
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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