how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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