I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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