Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just want nice things and good sex
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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