Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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