you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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