It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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