So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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