Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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