i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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