When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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