C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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