I heard we made out
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
