I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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