Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I am mentally ready for anal.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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