i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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