Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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