The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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