So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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