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you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Acid is not a monday night drug
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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