i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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