Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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